Why I want a woman who farts

Apero with my new favourite workplace blogger (she doesn’t necessarily blog about the workplace, but she certainly blogs from it), and the question was posed:

“So Arbourman, what are you looking for in a woman?”

I deflected the question until I could think about the response.

That which I came up with is basically the same as what any other man wants: Funny, intelligent, sexy.

If I was to put these three adjectives into an acrostic poem, as I have been in the habit of doing of late,

(example: my colleague





Email), then the woman I want is:




In Swedish, the ‘fis’ is a fart. So basically, my earnest workplace blogger, I am looking for a farter. Something like this

With this new enlightenment on the subject of attraction, I pose the question, is farting a deal maker or breaker?


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One Response to “Why I want a woman who farts”

  1. arbourman Says:

    One more fan of the fart: http://missedconnectionsny.blogspot.com/2009/03/hipster-chick-who-passed-gas.html

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